Last night I won a baking contest. The Grandmother there was not happy, but my cookies were better Eleanor.

”The first thing is to be humble with your creativity and graceful with your success.” - Quincy Jones

If a victory is told in detail, one can no longer distinguish it from a defeat.

People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Scariest thing about it is that the comedians are more truthful.

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.

one time my mami said "me gusta esuchar el radio NPR, es muy interesante" and my pops was like "si yo tam-" my mom interrupts by saying "NI SAAABES QUE ES NPR"

Si necesita poner “influencer” en la descripción de su perfil... no es NADA “influencer”

Possible highlight of my day... Getting a fist bump from a cab driver when I said "I like driving because it's my alone time with my music".

@WishLabLtd @dadsrpeopletoo Mine too. How many amps and speakers do you have as end tables and entertainment centers?

@LoriMichaelFl @OhNoSheTwitnt The Chinese could pull a troll for the ages by stuffing those bears with Russian flags.

Viendo "Animales Fantásticos: Los Crímenes de Grindelwald".

Mejor yo solo.
Preguntarías mucho.
No soporto a los Muggles.
Lo siento.

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