Last night I won a baking contest. The Grandmother there was not happy, but my cookies were better Eleanor.
”The first thing is to be humble with your creativity and graceful with your success.” - Quincy Jones
If a victory is told in detail, one can no longer distinguish it from a defeat.
[pronounces "females" like "tamales"]
Energy is everything ....
People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Scariest thing about it is that the comedians are more truthful.
Didn’t sound like she was either...
TYRA!! I WASN'T READY!!! #LifeSize2 https://t.co/WB7UA5dTq0
Guys, I *have* to be fully healthy by thanksgiving. Because mashed potatoes.
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
No es fácil ser lo más bello de la familia.
Treat CEO’s and custodians the same you never know where life will put you at
The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.
one time my mami said "me gusta esuchar el radio NPR, es muy interesante" and my pops was like "si yo tam-" my mom interrupts by saying "NI SAAABES QUE ES NPR"
Si necesita poner “influencer” en la descripción de su perfil... no es NADA “influencer”
Possible highlight of my day... Getting a fist bump from a cab driver when I said "I like driving because it's my alone time with my music".
@WishLabLtd @dadsrpeopletoo Mine too. How many amps and speakers do you have as end tables and entertainment centers?
just because you live in a country, doesn't mean you have to be it's groupie
The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire.
@LoriMichaelFl @OhNoSheTwitnt The Chinese could pull a troll for the ages by stuffing those bears with Russian flags.
Nothing that is according to nature can be evil.
Detective Pikachu gonna break hella records
Viendo "Animales Fantásticos: Los Crímenes de Grindelwald".
Mejor yo solo.
No soporto a los Muggles.